Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.

Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.

by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023

Friend

Someone you know and are comfortable talking to.

To make friends, always talk about politics and religion to strangers in public and at family gatherings.

That person over there is my friend.

by Chadwick🍷🗿 July 8, 2023

Friends

people who know exactly how retarded you are but still love you anyways

oh yeah that’s one of my friends i guess

by okay??! August 7, 2019

Friends

A Friend a thing that becomes a Thot and then a backstabbing bitch...

I have no Friends

by joemamabigfat October 15, 2019

Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.

Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!

by Pop13 May 4, 2023

not boring friends

crazy asian people

omg not boring friends!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Fake Friends

Fake friends are people who show there true colors just like the person that starts with a b and a girl that starts with an a

Omg your such a fake friends now i see your true colors

by butcheeck September 24, 2019