red asshole

Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!

by RonMark46 June 30, 2022

red

red sus ngl

if not red vote me

by camerup September 30, 2020

code red

when a gurl is on her monthly thing.

person: i cant go swimming tomorrow. im on my code red.

by dawnie ^-^ December 2, 2020

Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

Red Burger

The the go to burger joint that makes you SLURP.

Person 1: "Hey guys wanna go to Red Burger?"

Person 2: "SLURP"

by ForrealIlikeWATER May 5, 2018

national wear red pants day

the day when you wear red pants. may 11th

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"

by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013

Red mexican

When a Mexican is outside and gets super sunburnt

We were out in the sun so long I look like a Red Mexican.

by TYLERG29 March 25, 2017