"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."
by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009
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by Andy the boss June 15, 2011
Get the Thomas Osbaldeston mug.A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013
Get the Brown Ostrich mug.1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.
Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!
Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!
Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!
Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!
Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!
by Taco Corp November 14, 2013
Get the curious ostrich mug.The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.
by breaking benjamin November 25, 2013
Get the the ostrich dance mug.During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.
Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
by srika December 5, 2013
Get the Jizzy Osbourne mug.The intentional pressing of sexual organs to or against either the sexual organs or other yummy body part(s) of another for sexual gratification or to placate heated emotions stirred during dancing. Can also be effective to communicate with partner an intense desire through the act of SMO'OSHIN - gyrations in either clockwise or counter clockwise motions or both. An intentional non-selfish act - not to be confused with SMOOSH.
by Anglo-Angus August 13, 2015
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