Friend 

A person that you hang out with 24/7 a person that cancels other plans with other people for you even if it’s pretty their own wedding or if it’s just to eat cereal, or anything like that at all.

My friend cancelled their wedding to let me take a shower in their house because I’m to lazy to pay my water bill.

Friend by qxoxq February 23, 2018

Friend 

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

Friend by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

friend 

the bitches that you thought liked you but don't

she was my friend

friend by kmn1 May 23, 2018

Friend Zone 

The worst place ever, worse than hell
Its when a girl you like considers you only as a friend, and nothing more.
Sorry if you are in it, sorry man.

Ah! im in the friend zone!

Friend Zone by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Friend 

A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.

Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.

Friend by Astromyxin December 3, 2018

Friend zone 

The friend zone is when a guy or girl has confessed their feelings to their love interest and has been turned down. And instead has been given the option of “just being friends” Most of the time the person being told this is upset.

This term is often miss understood,and used by often by “nice guys ”/“nice girls” not all the time though.

The person who has been shot down is now in the “friend zone” can have one of two responses; 1) excepting the fact that the other person does NOT like the romantically back. Or 2) being a butt hurt little bitch and blasting out with aggression and anger often and insulting the other person.

Option 1:
Guy: Hay I think I like you romantically, would you like to go on a date?
Girl: I am sorry, I don’t want to ruin our friendship,let’s just be friends
Guy: Oh ,I see, I respect you answer and we CAN stay friend

Option 2:
Guy: Hay I think I love you, would you like to go on a date?
Girl: Sorry, I don’t want to ruin our friendship,let’s just be friends
Guy: YOU FUCKING SLUT I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME I’M A NICE GUY BITCH I HOPE YOU GET BEAT UP AND DIE

In both situations the guy character has been friend zoned by the girl however how the guy reacted was wrong in the second scenario PLEASE DONT BE A PRICK JUST EXPECT THAT SHE STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND

Friend zone by Lazy_Cat January 14, 2019

friend valentine

Someone you want to date but feel to weird asking to date so you ask them to be your valentine but as a friend.

When you don’t have the balls to ask them to date so you say “wanna be my Friend Valentine or valentine but as a friend”

friend valentine by Bjbjbjbjbjbj February 13, 2019