Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex

I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.

by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021

Cum

that white yummy substance that comes outta your glizzy that comes from your balls.

Bro, i think Sarah is addicted to my cum.

by Sairasu April 21, 2025

Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

Cum

Bro, read an nsfw fan fiction, it'll give you all the info ya need

Oh shit, I'm gonna cum~

by NINJA BISH August 20, 2022

Dutch cum fart

Cheap hooker, anal cream pie +air pump = Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart

by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023

Cum sock

A sock dedicated to being cummed into, mostly by horny teenage boys, who do this act on a regular basis.

"oh dude I'm horny again, good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock"

by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024

Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.

Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025