Penis

A very large thing

Person 1: my penis is very large
Person 2: I don’t care Joe can we just play football

by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

Penis

Something James Charles does not have.

Son: mom whats a penis?

Mom: oh honey just something james charles doesn’t have.

by Dani2607 December 26, 2019

penis

vinny sucks on this

vinny loves sucking on penis and is always on emily

by Scopolamine December 5, 2022

Penis

A thing men love up their ass.

Andrew Rannells: penis

by n33my October 27, 2020

Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!

I HAVE A FUCKING HUGE PENIS MY GUY!

by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020

Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025

Penis Snogging

When two dudes each put a sounding rod in then meeting in the middle and touching tips

Damn bro that was a good Penis Snogging

by The Snogger © March 27, 2025