Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
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Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
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Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!
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Capoopchin Monkey

A monkey that lives in south america and is prone to flinging its own poop invaders of its territory.
When Jim came back to camp, he was covered with poop. Their crew could tell that this was the work of a "Capoopchin Monkey".
by big j consorbo March 25, 2011
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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
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monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.
Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.
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Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).
I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous
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