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Time

Time is the most sexiest,most goodlooking guy in the whole solarsystem.He can get everything he wants. Except good grades,but the girls are on his side.
Time will become time
by Donald.J Trump December 12, 2016
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Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
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Chocolate Time

It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).
"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.
by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023
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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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Melby Time

When Melissa and Bobby get together, it always end in multiple orgasmic sexery. Melissa might have some outer space orgasms while Bobby can’t get soft if he tried.
Wow, did you see Melissa eyeing that new guy Bobby? I bet she’s dreaming about some Melby time.
by Thekidw99 September 6, 2022
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Booping-Time

Between 8:30-9:40 am on a Sunday
What time does church start?
Mine usually begins around Booping-Time
by gray_falcon July 1, 2023
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Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.
by Calm in sense January 30, 2024
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