Shit Shakes

When you have to take a shit so bad, you start breaking out in a cold sweat. This results in shivering and a generally uncomfortable feeling.

Person 1: Yo how's Jerry doin'?"
Person 2: "Aw, dayum he's got the Shit Shakes."

by Netflix and Grill March 21, 2016

Shit mountain

A name you call one of your best friends as in a joking matter. They are such great friends and are extremely funny, but sometimes they can be complete idiots. Or total jerks. This name is not to be taken seriously

"Hey shit mountain! Get your booty over here"

by HurtMySelf_haha July 10, 2017

Dench Shit

A massive shit

Mother: Alex where you been for the past half an hour!
Alex: Sorry I was just taking a dench shit

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017

TBC Shit

Short for To Be Continued Shit. When you take an abridged poop for the sake of time with the intent to finish your business later

Matt: damn, that was a quick poo!
Dan: it was just a TBC shit, I'll finish later

by The dude from Albany September 2, 2017

Phantom Shit

When you feel like you need to take a shit, but instead you just fart

Person 1: Yo, I thought I needed to shit, but instead I had a massive was fart

Person 2: That's a phantom shit

by Dyster June 15, 2018

Bee shit

Honey

Damn! This bee shit on toast is delicious.

by Richard_Cranium99 July 31, 2018

Atomic shit

A shit excreted by the asshole of someone hanging from the ceiling rafters of a shower house landing perfectly in a toilet bowl.

Oh my gawd he just successfully took an atomic shit. What a legend!

by Savage legend 123 August 10, 2018