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Your mom

Your mom and I banged last night
by Kalsla April 5, 2019
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PBS mom

A mom who completely or mostly bases her son/daughter's life from programs and shows about parenthood. Many PBS moms children will be subject to the following. :

> Anything wrong they do its always just a phase.
> lots of classical music in the home.
> Telling you that you can tell her anything but she already has responses to it because it was a 2 hour program on Monday on ''how to talk to your kids'' episode #455.
And much more...

Usually a PBS mom is not a bad or good thing it can usually just get annoying.
''oh my god my mom wont even let me out beacouse i wont put my hat on and some docter on TV told her that 20% of body heat escapes from your head! Such a PBS mom'...'
by jrock1127 May 2, 2016
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your mom

I like the way your mom was laying on her bed
by 1/;ss September 23, 2023
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YOUR MOM

A very lame phrase used by degenerates when they can't respond to a valid point made by someone. Mostly used by cringe 9 year olds in Roblox
Guy 1: Why do you have to make deez nuts jokes they are staler than 100 year old milk.
Cringe shitass: because your mom
Guy 1: :moyai:
by GrassSniffer1337 September 15, 2021
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Millennial Mom Butt

A woman age 27-42 that has a mom butt.
Those yoga pants really show off Misty’s MMB (Millennial Mom Butt).
by Calico Jizzack December 10, 2023
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lulule-mom

A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.

Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.
by Dickshunharry June 23, 2021
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your mom

The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom
Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
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