Cream cheese

Sloppy goo, sucked out of a mans pickle to give ladies romantic tingling feelings.

Dan gave me cream cheese last night it was so good.

by CREAMYMONSTER August 10, 2021

cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.

“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”

by C L G July 04, 2021

Slappin cheese

Correct. Being in the state of correct; being correct.

Our peer’s test answers are slappin cheese.

The slapped cheese answer is on my paper.

Your Slapped cheese your answer is right.

by Am I slappin cheese? February 20, 2023

Cheese negger

It’s cheese and a nigger

Hey john do you want a cheese negger
John: what’s that
Jim: it’s cheese and a nigger so you want one

John: hell yeah

by Treder666 September 14, 2020

Cheese Sticking

A blowjob that involves the shaft getting sucked with the continuous use of teeth involved. Up and down with TEETH.

Girl: Hey babe, I kinda wanna do cheese sticking this time
Guy: umm, okay. If you insist

by bro doe February 26, 2020

ranger cheese

Smegma. Comes from the colloquial Finnish word "sissijuusto" (lit. ranger cheese)

Not to be confused with cheese ranger.

I had no food while lost in the wilderness, so I almost resorted to eating my ranger cheese.

by Kekkelsman April 12, 2025