Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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huffing cheese

Someone that constantly smells or sniffs cheese
That girl over there is always huffing cheese
by CheeseHuffer February 24, 2024
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Off the CHEESE

If Chanel asks me to direct a campaign, that shit will be off the CHEESE.
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please burger cheese

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.
"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"
by belaccable April 24, 2024
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Cheese Hawk

A cheese hawk is a wacky, wonderul, loving, fun mother, especially endeared to her son
by quiltingdiva February 04, 2010
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Chick cheese

Vaginal cheese; the female equivalent to dick cheese.
by Mrcrazed July 26, 2022
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slit cheese

My boyfriend said I had a case of the slit cheese after the gym yesterday.
by 4n power November 30, 2021
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