Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag

A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve

She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!

by Chilly Beef March 13, 2019

Queen of Douche Bag Move

Kaylee G.

Kaylee is the queen of douche bag moves.

by Qwerty209 October 12, 2014

trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are

brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag

by lil pepe's lil brother June 4, 2018

Mouse tail tea bag

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.

I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag

Adjective
A variant of shithead that has been in the sun for too long.

Man, Timmy is a real Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag, he took all of my donuts!

by Plantovision June 22, 2019

Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

by Arie Ola October 9, 2019

Burlap bag full of bobcats

A curvaceous woman

Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together

-C.W. McCall

by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023