Waking the baby mammoth

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.

E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!

by Alosie December 4, 2009

chicken baby charbutt

An insulting term declared to friends, normally to provoke them into rage.

Are you just gonna sit there and do nothing? You chicken baby charbutt!

by curley jefferson January 6, 2017

Baby shoppers employee

A person who is employed at a shoppers drug mart, instead of being employed at a grocery store, therefor attaining the name “baby shoppers employee”

Swamp: haha you work at baby shoppers stupid baby shoppers employee
Josh: nooooooooo I work superstore I not baby

by Swampedbandit April 18, 2022

Baby G.O.A.T. Music

Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make music, he lost in a battle against K0SMO and Niblo.

Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make good music at all

by Gangman12312 December 28, 2021

big baby scene

The act when Cheeks made a scene while playing cards at La Verne Casino.

Mr. Cheeks made a big baby scene that night of 08/23/2017 at La Verne Casino.

Mr. Cheeks big baby scene was deplorable and disrespectful to La Verne Casino.

by Nightmare on 5th Street August 25, 2017

Baby needs a Benadryl

internal monologue of exhausted parents

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021

Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a
baby with someone & you're wishing you could
be a family. You keep thinking about your baby
daddy despite the reason you aren't together,
and want to be intimate w/ him.

"Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby
daddy blues bad. I'm so mad at him, but I just
keep thinking about him."

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, it’s so weird. I must have the baby daddy blues.”

by Ttawlove September 7, 2022