I thought his tongue was red after having a glass of Hawaiian Punch, but he was actually just finished drinking cat's blood
by Your Everyday Psychopath June 7, 2016

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men
by #bigglo June 27, 2025

A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.
by Doula719 June 8, 2015

One of the kindest girls you will ever meet. Cats play many different sports all year around and dominate the court or field at every one. Her game face is something to be feared but her skill is even deadlier. She is quick to compliment and slow to judge. You can always find a good, loyal, uplifting, smart, and wholesome friend in a Cat. warning, Cats tend to be clumsy and plus their love of sports they tend to get injured quite often. Make sure you protect your cat from protruding chair legs and table corners. All in all these people are beautiful, loveable and all around amazing people. Her compliments are always sincere and will brighten your day no matter how bad it's been. Her laugh is infectious and how she balances school and so many sports and activities and does well in all of it will always be a mystery to us humble folk who are not Cats.
Person 1: Did you hear? Cat broke her leg saving the softball game and is now in a wheelchair
Person 2: Why does that not surprise me?
Person 2: Why does that not surprise me?
by MoBean May 13, 2022
