stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015

Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd

Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you

by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

cat

rui kamishiro

"look its a cat!"

"thats just rui kamishiro"

by tsukasa tenma October 23, 2023

cat

cat

"cat"

by KozumeKenma April 6, 2022

duffle cat

A person that lays on your lap and keeps you warm. Purring is often heard by the person laying on the lap.

"I want a duffle cat to keep me warm on my long drives to the Viking's games at the Metrodome."

by EquateJersey October 5, 2013

cats

the equivalent of an angel

cats: *exist*
person: OH MY GOD IT'S AN ANGEL

by violet sucks at everything August 1, 2023