Mom clone

When you accidentally call your teacher your mom

I called ms smith My mom yesterday she’s such a mom clone

by Cock handle November 20, 2020

Single mom fighting

When a male is punching so I effectively he can’t hit his target and his form is embarrassing.

Look at him swinging at roger his fist comes back behind his head then swings upwards into the air! That is single mom fighting if I ever seen it, he didn’t have nooo Dad around!

by D worx March 08, 2023

Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.

I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

by SkerdausMom April 03, 2025

Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.

i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.

by nohandle88 April 20, 2023

I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS

guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???

i had sex with Nathans moms

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

Andrei's mom

Young petite Romanian wife

Wow that woman looks like a Andrei's mom

by Daddy Britain November 08, 2023

Yo mom

Yo mom

Person 1:yo mom is so fat shes part of both Sides of the family.
Person 2:stfu

by Ihmssm December 18, 2023