cool cat

tapping on the toe of a new hat

a cool ass cat
“ Cause you're a cool cat. Tapping on the toe with a new hat. Ooh just cruising. Driving along like the swing king

by cigsandmusic April 26, 2023

tapioca the cat

Stupid rodent runs away a lot extremely food oriented

That girl is like Tapioca the Cat

by Archives June 9, 2024

Cat

Young little dolphins that have evolved into baby turtles with skinny buttholes

I threw my cat in the deep fryer

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021

wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.

"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."

by wet cat April 26, 2025

Cat

A four legged creature made out of fur they can be very cute but can also be very annoying for example when you are sleeping and they jump to the bed and start walking on you also they spit out fucking fur balls

Cats Are Complete Jerks

by Why Werent Done 6 July 27, 2018

Cat

A large, weird creature. Fat and eats a lot. Likes knocking things down and ruining things.

The cat knocked the cup off the table.

by MyFatcat February 21, 2020