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by anonymous December 2, 2021
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nuts

German Commander: So, will you surrender?

American Commander (to the German Commander): Nuts!
by STCKS December 3, 2021
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Jfks lost nut

The nut jfk did in his mothers g-string

He then chucked the g-string into jacks pillow case and soon forgot about

Man’s about to buss out still mush
Yo did you here about jfks lost nut

Yeah I heard jack fucked his pillow last night

Kinda mad yk
by Dirty stinky Muslim December 6, 2021
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Nut Vinting

The act of collecting all of your ejaculate in a jar or any kind of container, then combining it with yeast and leaving it on the shelf for 6 years for it to ferment. Once ready, take it off the shelf then feed it to your partner during sex.
The act of nut vinting is quite worth it, tastes a lot better than normal cum, and really spices it up in the bed room.
by yungchub October 16, 2019
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Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.
Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.
by MattyG69 October 18, 2019
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Bust a nut

To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.
Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer
by Yeet_the_boomer October 20, 2019
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nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".
Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"
by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019
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