Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.

Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.

by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023

Jack Shepherd

Jack Shepherd is an interesting character. Mr Shepherd is also the founder of Baldmary Oil. In addition, many would know him as BonzoTheGreat. Jack Shepherd is known for his baldspot. Why? We still are looking for the answers. His baldspot attracts millions over the globe. Some say he should be on love island. Sadly, his casting spot was taken by a local civilian named Radick Milner.

Jack Shepherd

by Side-Eye FC July 10, 2023

Jack Teixeira

A moron that leaked documents to the Minecraft server thinking he exposed Putin, but got his ass arrested

Damn, no wonder why Jack Teixeira leaked that shit to some Thug Shaker Central

by TheRealUltraJack299 July 10, 2023

Jack Riddle

To be stupid. Not very clever, most likely to be lacking in intelligence

Jack Riddle, you're a total moron!

by mahimahi July 12, 2023

Jack Dell

the most sexiest man alive. he is amazing in every way and is better than all of you

Jack Dell has a big penis.

by jack dell stan July 15, 2023

Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.

Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.

by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023

Jack Becker

Ah, Jack Becker. A strange man, that's certain.

You could probably find a 'Jack Becker' being a nerd, perhaps in a library, reading a book, or doing some ancient history stuff.

his ability to repel women to such a great extent is both surprising and impressive

Person 1: "Hey were is Jack Becker"
Person 2: "I don't know, probably at a museum"
Jack Becker: "Plutarch is actually a bibliographer, not a historian"

by Bigboibenboats July 25, 2023