Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?
Cindy: To what?
Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*
Cindy: *Orgasm*
Cindy: To what?
Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*
Cindy: *Orgasm*
by Specks December 14, 2012
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Get the get off my ass mug.Phrase countersung by audiences at Angels concerts, to the song, and line 'Am I ever gonna see your face again?'.
The Band:
Went down to Santa Fe, where Renoir paints the walls,
described you clearly, but the sky began to fall
Am I ever gonna see your face again?
Audience:
No way, get fucked, fuck off
Went down to Santa Fe, where Renoir paints the walls,
described you clearly, but the sky began to fall
Am I ever gonna see your face again?
Audience:
No way, get fucked, fuck off
by Swamp Ig October 13, 2006
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An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."
The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.
Can be used in any situation.
An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."
The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.
Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*
Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
by Lady Chevalier July 17, 2005
Get the Let me get you a straw mug.To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.
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Get the Get your head out of the gutters mug.A person who is extremely stupid
Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."
by Lina April 16, 2005
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