cunt of man

when a man looks crazy trying to make a women look crazy

"cunt of man"

Defined as something along the line of gaslighting a women:

Mary: I used to have 980 friends on facebook and be really popular

Sean: I hate you for thinking you have friends, you're so dumb, you're probably lying

Mary: I can't find my old Facebook page

by soniakhan_sleuth November 26, 2024

Isosceles Donkey Nosed Cunt Waffle

Someone who is so stupid they need to just give up on life and crawl back into hell and shut the everloving fuck up

Person 1: Cmon man Im telling you Im gonna slime you out sybau
Person 2: Please shut the everloving fuck up you dumbass Isosceles Donkey Nosed Cunt Waffle you snub Indigo don't you pal

by KaiGremory March 27, 2025

Cunt-plainer

A Karen. A miserable person who makes complaints

Let me guess, cunt-plainer is complaining again?

by Lee ohana May 29, 2025

cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract January 29, 2016

Cunt pound

14.7 ounces.

She asked for a pound, but she was such a bitch I gave her a cunt pound.

by Cranberry Jenkins January 11, 2016

pussy penis cunt and vag

A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy

John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!

All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!

by TheTinyTheorist May 31, 2017

squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in

Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.

by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019