Billion Dollar Baby

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I am so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Billion dollar baby
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million dollar baby
Billion dollar baby
Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby

by WorseThanHitler December 17, 2020

Taco Bell Baby

The enormous dimp you have to take after eating taco bell. It is called that because it makes your stomach grow and the feeling of shitting it out if like giving birth. Though it is painful before and while you give birth to it, it feels amazing once it's gone.

Oh.. I think I'm about to give birth to my taco bell baby... OWWWWWWWWW AGHHHHHHHHHHH the baby comes out, splashing water on her ass ahhh wow ^v^

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Baby boomer exit

When she finally divorces her high earning husband after years of not really loving anything but his money, a female baby boomer goes out into the workforce with her characteristic arrogance and entitlement, and gets a very well paid job that she isn't even qualified for.

Kay hadn't worked since her early 30s, but at 60 she made a baby boomer exit from her marriage to Don and got a lucrative sales job.

by Flannerymeehan January 8, 2021

achoo are my baby

it started when we were younger

you were mine

achoo are my baby

by plsjustletmein February 1, 2021

Baby Bottle Pop

Baby Bottle Pop is when you have sex with a female every night and ejaculate inside of her so that the new babies cancel out the babies from the night before.

I accidentally forgot to pull out yesterday, so now I have to use the Baby Bottle Pop method.

by Mario616 February 20, 2021

bears vs babies

Big fuzzy creatures eat small children.

"hey, you want to play bears vs babies?"
"yeah! let's eat some children!"

by a space lobster March 2, 2021

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021