Time

time is a bloody annoying thing so it shouldn't be real school starts at 8:30 school wouldn't be real if time wasn't a thing

Jim :I'm going to die
Mike: You wont be cause time doesn't exist
Jim dies because liver absuses

by Donald Trump Dude November 6, 2018

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Sheep Time

Sheep time happens in 8th period in the final 4 minutes of class. To participate in sheep time you put your socks over your shoes and baaaa

Clock: 3:36
Vince: SHEEP TIME

by YeetGodTheSlumpGod February 21, 2019

Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

Time-rapist

A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.

The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.

I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist

by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019

sexy time has begun

1) refers to when ether you wipe out an entire squad, team or comp in any games
2) When a woman/man has entered the art of sex with a partner.

Wow, we just wiped out an entire team, I guess sexy time has begun.

by Adolf Stalin did nothing wrong March 4, 2019

timing set back

Retarded

That guy over there keeps trying to bite his own nose, boy is his timing set back.

by D Doubleyou March 5, 2019