1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"
2: "Huh?"
by The Real Magician March 31, 2025
Get the Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Claritymug. A ninny, a person who is so dumb that you can’t even fathom speaking to them. Nut city, a place where ninny’s live that closely resembles the circus and clowns.
by UrBiggestHater March 3, 2024
Get the ninny nut citymug. by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020
Get the Torques my Nutsmug. When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.
Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.
by knottyfibre January 23, 2024
Get the Masala Nutsmug. Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :
Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke
Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke
On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"
by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021
Get the Deez nutsmug. Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
Get the Nut Choker Pantsmug. by MoonSvt February 22, 2022
Get the Deez Nutsmug.