space nut

A session of sex and/or masturbaition that results in the participant(s) falling into a deep sleep so relaxing and profund, it feels as if theyve gone to space

" I found a porn where the lady is covered in cake and man, I jerked off so hard I had a space nut afterwards"

by NOTanEnglishTeacher January 8, 2023

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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.

I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...

by Violetly N January 9, 2023

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Love Nut

When you’re getting the Gabagoo and say “I love you” as you have a God level orgasm

Amazing healthy boyfriend: You know when I was rearranging your guts, 💦 you love nutted.

Me: what’s a love nut? 😂

Bf: When you uncontrollably said ILOVEYOU at the top of your lungs when I was beatin it from the back n hitting your g spot , rubbing your clit, n biting your ear

Me: 🥲🤤🥰

by Caution Hot Coco January 11, 2023

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