monopoly nut

When you have a line of girls in front of you with money on each of them and what ever number you get on the dice role you nut on the girl and take the money

Bro, was playing a game of monopoly nut yesterday and I won 100 bucks!

by Oof lord September 30, 2017

Big Fat Evil Nut

When you climax and you bust a massive, beyond comprehensible nut that is also the most glorious and gracious of all nuts ever busted before.

"Bro, I would bust a nut in her butt"
"Well I already busted a big fat evil nut in her butt"

by bigfatnutter67 September 12, 2025

Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

gatorade nut

To insert a flacid penis into a Gatorade bottle let it get hard, be unable to get it out, eventually but into the bottle and take it out after becoming flacid.

I highly regret having a Gatorade Nut but would 9/10 try again and would recommend you.

by Gay nigga gangbang December 5, 2019

Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.

That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.

by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020