Jaws of Life

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.

"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

A Terrible Life

But if they have the sensation of being depressed and they adopt the elements of "having a not terrible life" you suggested but they MAINTAIN THE SENSATION OF BEING DEPRESSED... Then you're just wrong. But you likely don't care that you're wrong. Controlling people's behavior is higher on the hierarchy of values. So, that's entirely a was of time.

Hym "So, how do we demonstrate that Jordan is wrong about what constitutes a terrible life class?"

Student A "Deconstruct his premise?"

Hym "That's right little Timmy! We Deconstruct his premise. So, he has a list of things that constitute a good life. How many of those things are unnecessary? Is church attendance necessary for a good life? No. Is spirituality necessary for a good life? No (And Matt Dillahunty would be offended that you suggested such a thing). Do you need an education to have a good life? No. Family, friends, kids, or a relationship? No. None of those are necessarily required. Can you have those things and have a bad life? Yes. If your family is disfunctional and your relationships break down or fail it isn't a good life that you're left with. If you're in an incest cult and you kid gets molested by a priest or you and your friends get shot because a news influencer wants to wage a holy war, how good is your life? Sub-optimal at least. Do I want those things? No. What do I want? Credit for the advancement in A.I. and residuals for it's. Am I too complex to control myself? No. I'm I genius. If I'm to complex for ME to control, how could any of you possibly have any hope? You don't. You're trying to create a situation where people who aren't in relationships are subordinate to people who don't. If you're not going to stop doing it, your kids need to be murdered for the attempt. Murder them until you stop. Those are your options."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

thammy-of-life

Girl/woman (person born with a vagina, uterus and XX chromosomes) who identifies as a man, however, has not had sexual reassignment surgery.

Thammy-of-life.

by Qroqk February 26, 2024

Breath of Life

When in a hot dry Finnish sauna your partner blows onto your vulva and vaginal opening. Also known as The Desert Wind.

Id let him give me the breath of life.

His gives the hottest desert winds.

by P-L March 27, 2024

The meaning of my life

If I had to choose.... It would beeeeee..... TO KILL GOD!

Hym "What is the meaning of my life? Says the Jordan Peterson plant... To kill God. That is all. But I'll take care of that when I'm dead. For now, I'll do what I'm doing now. Which is demonstrating to a charlatan that his life has no meaning. But only because it's funny."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Raw Dogging Life

When someone is just driving around with the sun blinding them and they could have just worn sunglasses

While in traffic Hunter notices a driver holding their hand up to block the sun glare, Hunter comments "Man there really are just people out here Raw Dogging Life"

by ARTFLDDGR March 31, 2024

Gambled With Life

Taking Risk Which Can Be Life Threatening.

I Did This Stunt Mid-Air. I Gambled With Life To Break The Internet.

by 969O April 1, 2024