Jack

jack (noun)

Definition:
A mostly normal dude — chill, funny, maybe even kinda cool — but has one glaring weakness: an unholy thirst for a Discord kitten. Like, man’s entire personality shifts when someone says “meow” on mic.

Example:
• “He seemed normal till I heard him call someone his Discord kitten.”
• “Bro’s acting like a total jack right now.”

Related terms:
• kittenless — Jack’s default state.
• meow mode — When Jack’s trying too hard to impress someone on Discord.
• discord dad bod — The physique Jack develops while waiting for his kitten to join VC.

Jack

by Not jack 1234567 November 11, 2025

seg-jacking

The act of illegally confiscating a segway thru brute force and or violence.

Yo! Did you see home girl fly J seg-jacking the white boy nerd in front of the white house?!

by flyjcm October 6, 2013

Jack Rigg

A little shit who runs to mrs woods it is also a inbred Adopted cunt who cry’s if you complement it also everybody thinks it’s really fucking annoying if you meet it you’ll wish your dead.

Jack Rigg is an adopted inbred cunt.

by Okay so fat 69 big chungus April 2, 2019

Brazilian Jack Hammer

when in a threesome with to guys and one girl. one guy is laying down on the getting blown by the girl who is doing a hand stand. and the other guy is standing above the other guy and behind the girl and doing her while holding her legs. and he moves her up and down on his dick and the other guys like a jack hammer.

bro that chick looks hot lets Brazilian jack hammer her.

by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016

cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.

Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!

by Gandora March 8, 2017

Jack

Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring finger

Jack:That's the worst pushups I've ever seen
Person:i will box the shit outta you jack

by anonymous August 28, 2022

Cracker Jacking

The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.

Person1: "What term do you use for a white person pulling a nigger rig?"

Person2: "Cracker Jacking"

by Godzilla2019 October 7, 2024