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Eat Humble Pussy

What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.
I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.
by Luchasi July 28, 2017
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West Point pussy

You know these hoes @ the 30240
Got some polluted pussies don’t cha know?
Yeah that girl I fucked for a happy meal had a West Point pussy.
by Garebear8=D June 5, 2018
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meat grinder pussy

a vagina that is extremely tight, usually hurting ones dick.
Bob: did you fuck yet
Me: yeah, she had a meat grinder pussy so my dick hurts a lil
Bob: damn.
by gothuzi May 18, 2018
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pussy roll up

The hardened vixen pussy residue that resides on your penis after sex. Roll it off, place gently on wax paper, toss in fridge, and enjoy the next day for lunch.
"Bro you want to go to lunch?" "Naw man I brought a pussy roll up in my brown sack I'm good."
by Thegreatpanda March 3, 2017
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Couch pussy nigga

A nigga who believes he's fucking you into tomorrow but you feel nothinge because he's either fucking the couch or just lame at laying pipe
Justin is lame in bed. He's such a couch pussy nigga.
by TheFairyQueen December 28, 2016
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free range pussy

A women who does what the fuck she wants sexually and is completely free to fuck as she pleases with who she pleases. She is liberated of societal norms.
I'm so attracted to a woman who knows what she wants and doesn't settle. I only eat free range pussy.
by dirtyprettythang January 9, 2017
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