Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

by Negros Love Maple Syrup February 04, 2016

Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 26, 2016

Dust your Nuts

To Ejaculate

Me I use the transit Bus drivers asshole to Dust your Nuts when my woman is not putting out because she's on the rag and they are pussy

by blacky9er#9er April 21, 2015

Nutting vid day

October 11th

Send her a vid of you nutting or else you've got the cheese touch😖

Oh look it's october 11th, aka Nutting vid day, aka one of the best days of the year and I will not be caught with the cheese touch

by swaggyn00dles October 11, 2020

Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her

I did a nut job yesterday at work

by Ghost buster nutter November 03, 2020

Nut Job

The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.

"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."

by Froggo boi June 01, 2023

Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

by bkitch37 February 02, 2016