French Shitting

When you can't get all of your shit out, so you shit multiple times in one day.

"Why did Jimmy go to the bathroom 4 times?"

"He was French Shitting"

by Swagglord January 7, 2014

Shit nap

When you shit so hard, you need to nap
When you nap so hard you take a shit

What's wrong with mike? I think he took a shit nap

by noshitsherlock1516 February 4, 2014

Shiver Shits

A shit so terrible that you start shivering from the domination it has over your body. This is normally accompanied by the need to take off all clothing for comfort, as well as a sharp pain running along your rectum.

Dude, never eat omelets for three days in a row and pretend a salad will work-- gave me shiver shits for an entire night.

by TheThickening May 18, 2014

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

Spider Shit

The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.

After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.

by Deadrablade September 20, 2014

quiver shit

A person who acts like hot shit but then when it comes to fighting he is a pussy

Pussy: Fuck you bitch!
Random guy: okay let's go then !!!
Pussy: no no no man I was just kidding don't hurt me please!!!
Random guy: fucking quiver shit

by dipperhandle November 7, 2014

Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.

Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.

by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014