by Cypher147 February 12, 2024
December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
by Hyper103 August 21, 2021
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
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by chiaki is real, she is me April 20, 2024
popularized from the song "keep it G" by famous artist Rod Wave - a red baby can either be a child u look after like your own or your girlfriend or boyfriend that you would so anything for.
by Skyé February 14, 2024
Mixing red and white makes pink.
by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023