Double standard

The one where if a male stands up for a female, he's a soldier, but if he stands up to a female, he's a clown. Meanwhile, if a female stands up to a male, she's a hero, and everybody is on her side. That is one you don't hear about from feminists, since they are more interested in having their own win a bullshit battle of the sexes than having all of humanity triumph.

Females are not a less selfish sex than males, you just don't hear as much about a double standard that doesn't make them look good from feminists.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Double Fisting

1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand.

2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.

1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.”

2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”

by glitter clit July 30, 2021

Double sussy baka

When you’re double the sussy and single the baka.

Kate doesn’t know what a caterpillar looks like, she is a double sussy baka

by Ivan_daniels-puckered:butthole July 31, 2021

Double M

Marrero Made (new orleans slang when someone is from that place)

"I wanna double m, n*gga"

"he's a double m"

by kaytheebrattttt August 2, 2021

Double Jeophardy

When she gives you a blowjob, makes you cum but doesn’t stop til you are hard and cum again.

She wanted my dick so bad she sent me into Double Jeophardy.

by Ijumpinit77 August 2, 2021

Double hunch back growly

This is the process of tucking one’s dick and balls pushed back between the legs to look like a female. The double hunch back is the 2 balls back and growly is because it kinda hurts….ref Silence of the Lamb, this was done in the movie by the killer.

Dude, that is an epic double hunch back growly, nicely done!

by efhaso;fnhasdfl;jasnl;sdf February 15, 2022

Double Dulahan

During a MMF threesome, with the F in the middle of two M's, you must insert both your nozzles with confidence, thrusting deeply and truly in order to touch the tip of your bro on the other end. Once you've done the double dulahan, your bond can only grow stronger.

I've seen the way you look at me bro, you want to take our friendship to the next level? Call up Becky, she'd be down to facilitate a double dulahan.

by Telebelly February 16, 2022