A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance
by Pubertus June 17, 2008

by jeff mac February 17, 2007

by hellsangel August 11, 2006

by hulagirl86 April 28, 2020

did you hear how matts shrapnel dick tore jenna's pussy apart!!!!
I can't hang out with lucy anymore cuz of my shrapnel dick
I can't hang out with lucy anymore cuz of my shrapnel dick
by way long wang March 9, 2008

The sexual version of the widely popular childhood game, "peek-a-boo".
Dick-a-boo involves at least two participants, male or female. Simply, this is
when you tease your partner(s) with your midsection by having them stare towards
the direction of your genitals and say "dick" shortly before you quickly, but
cautiously, unzip your pants and allow your erection to penetrate the opening of
your pants and startle your partner. This sexual game is not recommended for
males with a below average sized penis, as the startle factor greatly reduces
with penis size.
Dick-a-boo involves at least two participants, male or female. Simply, this is
when you tease your partner(s) with your midsection by having them stare towards
the direction of your genitals and say "dick" shortly before you quickly, but
cautiously, unzip your pants and allow your erection to penetrate the opening of
your pants and startle your partner. This sexual game is not recommended for
males with a below average sized penis, as the startle factor greatly reduces
with penis size.
Although Barbie and Ken played dick-a-boo before the commercial shoot, Barbie
was able to maintain her composure after being startled by Ken's enormous
plastic erection bursting through the opening of his unzipped pants.
was able to maintain her composure after being startled by Ken's enormous
plastic erection bursting through the opening of his unzipped pants.
by Richard A. Boo March 13, 2010

The result of men holding out on having sex with their significant other. The man gains control in the relationship and is able to do however he pleases, while the female yearns for his attention and sex.
by Vice President January 30, 2015
