cat zone

a saying to tell you to not talk about anything unholy or to stop talking about the subject your on

“hold on im going into a cat zone real quick”

“yeah she definitely is hoeing around with... cat zone... uhm did you do the math homework last night?”

by dumassbitchasswhoreassbitch December 14, 2019

slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

by princemocha September 15, 2016

Cat

A creature that sleeps in the weirdest ways possible, will ruin everything you own, and being you a dead mouse as an offering, yet we still love them anyway

Person 1: what animal is that
Person 2: oh that's just my cat

by Skildaledondondanigh August 18, 2023

cat

"Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us."

"Cats are Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us" -Helpful Vancouver Vet

by BreathDeep September 7, 2018

Idan Cats

A person who has too much NFT in his head and will suck many dicks for a 100. Owns a pool named idan cats(not the good one named idan dogs)

Damm idan i heard idan dogs coin is better than idan cats coin lmao

by Moan Elisa November 21, 2021

Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016