Penis

a penis is a phallus, a dick, a prick, a member, a tool, a cock, a wang, a knob, a chopper, a plonker, a dong, a winkle,

a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.

Person1: woah the authors penis must be huge!
Person2: Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.

by very big penisman March 15, 2023

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019

penie grab

When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.

Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.

by anonymous September 26, 2020

penis

Penis is a body part your ass is on the back and your penis is on the front. The penis is a long strip of skin where cum and pee can come out of. The penis has two ball shaped things under the strip of skin called testicles. these are two balls under a layer of skin. This is a penis it is an awesome body part that refreshes you when you need to go wee weee.

Penis An external male reproductive organ. It contains a tube called the urethra, which carries semen and urine to the outside of the body

by SKIBIDITOILETDOWNSYNDROME May 22, 2024

PENIS BOWLING

When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.

Yo James wanted to know if you would like to join us for a game of PENIS BOWLING

by lookitup! May 5, 2023

penis

a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .

person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker

by the cod nerd definer May 31, 2023

penis Wennis

when a women has a dick also known as a shemale

Josh: hey is becky a penis Wennis?
Nathan: Yea shes a dude

by Hey man its me dickman May 17, 2018