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Are you on crack? 

Directed to someone who is acting out of control or acts like they are on drugs
Are you on crack?
Are you on crack? by Nix & BL June 20, 2001

who are you from home? 

Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?

Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.

Are you fucking serious? 

when someone does or says something so stupid and unbelievable that you just can't think of a better answer
Man: *buys 3 toilet paper*
Cashier: "Alright, that will be 45$"
Man: "Are you fucking serious?"

Are You Aware... 

this block of nonsensical text is to be used as a device to baffle and incite confusion amoungst users of internet forums

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
A: guys life sucks and im thinking about blowing off my face with a shotgun and/or swallowing a bottle of pills. what should i do?

B: are you aware...
Are You Aware... by nofx33 August 17, 2006

are you lost bbygirl 

If a mysterious, hot man comes up behind you and asks you this, you're about to have the best 365 days of your life.
Are you lost bbygirl?

what are you doing step bro? 

used for when your step bro stands in the middle of your room with his phone and his dick out.
“what are you doing step bro? get out of my room!“

“uh, i was just trying to find the toilet..“