Winter

A bitch.

#1-Winter's a bitch.
#2-Who the fuck are you?
#1-A figment of some assholes definition of winter.
#2-Oh that guy.

by FUCKHEAD42069 October 16, 2018

winter-sheigh

The most gorgeous girl around! On the short side but makes up for it with sarcastic comebacks. Sweet and creative with a major soft spot for Dr. Spencer Reid

Random person: Winter-Sheigh is a little shit.

Winter-Sheigh: Fuck you

by A loving Wife December 10, 2020

Winter

1. the somewhat shitty yearly ritual that humanity partakes in that occurs from the winter solstice and the spring equinox. Many religions celebrate holidays in this time and make scantily caricatures out of god's dandruff and sometimes even lewd depiction of minors (unless if it occurs in fucking florida or other tropical/sub tropical areas)
2. nutmeg as used in a drug sense (can be made into seasoning)

1. Californians complaining abt winter can go to ap bio (hell)
2. "hey on your way over could u grab 2 tsp of winter, im finna get high and I can't risk another close call with the po po"

by John.notapedophile March 19, 2020

Winter

The most prettiest person you will ever meet <33

Winter Is The Most Prettiest Boy In The US :D

by Hdshgeh we dhshhdhehwhs March 26, 2022

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

by Phatrus June 11, 2018

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024