wet slap

When you lick the palm of your hand and bitch slap someone.
A variation of the "wet willie".

Did you see that girl go up on stage and wet slap Grooverider? It was rad.

by selector moldy September 22, 2005

Wet clam

1. n. When a woman's vagina resembles a freshly harvested crustacean from the sea.

2. n. A female who is sexually aroused and as such her clam is as wet as a seahorse.

1. Hey ashley, did you order some wet clams today? No, that's just me.
2. It's really moist outside today, huh? No, that's just my clam.

by Malek Lairn October 1, 2010

wet wedge

when he cums in your ass and you cant shower at his house so you pull your panties up into your ass to prevent leakage

you came in me and now i have to give myself a wet wedge

by jerry longdick sanders September 2, 2017

wet susan

The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.

I rolled over and fell asleep too fast, so she gave me a wet susan.

by leon von oren January 3, 2011

Wet Potato

Someone who doesn't participate in a specific activity because they are scared. Someone who is a pussy!

You didn't get your eyebrow pierced, you wet potato.

by Wet Potato September 30, 2005

Talking Wet

When someone is talking nonsense

No Sarah-Dimmer you are so talking wet

by Louey Willi November 30, 2017

All Wet

The slang phrase from the 1920's, "All wet", describes an erroneous idea or individual.

He is all wet, for he is an erroneous individual.

by Cha_Cha April 23, 2006