George Washington

The 1st ever United States president.

"Who is the first ever United States president?"

" Idk? "

"bro u stupid its George Washington"

George Washington by Stfu p May 24, 2020

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The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.

Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!

The Washington Handshake by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020

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Denzel Washington

Reassurances that someone rumored to have died aren't dead yet.

Don't worry, Patti Labelle's not dead yet. She's trending with Denzel Washington.

Denzel Washington by BrobberProblix October 5, 2020

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Sticky Washington

A position that is difficult to work out and is not worth the value.

Jeremy was in a real Sticky Washington the other day when his car broke down.

Sticky Washington by The Baptist April 3, 2021

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Kai Washington

The hottest man ever to exist all the females love him

Guy 1: My girlfriend just left me for Kai Washington. Guy 2: Yeah he’s the hottest dude ever i’m not surprised

Kai Washington by A hot female and not kai May 23, 2021

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