Wank slap

A funny prank to play whilst drunk at a party or sleep over. Much like placing cream in the open hand of a passed out or sleeping person and tickling them on the face so they slap cream in their face. This is very similar, only using a different kind of "cream". One masturbates on to a piece of tissue, and places the used tissue dry-side-down on to the victims hand. The victim is then tickled on the face to entice them to scratch to itch, and then end up with a wanky tissue stuck on their face.

Dave: Mate, Simon's out cold.
Frankie: Shit, yeah. Hey, he's got one hand open.
Dave: You thinking what i'm thinking?
Frankie: Hell yeah! Let's wank slap this dude.

by jewittinspace August 13, 2010

Wank Sandwich

When you have Bloc Party playing in one ear and The Kooks in the other.

"Fucks sake! I'm caught in a Wank Sandwich here!"

by John in Fleet February 18, 2009

Wank Durch

It means the complete opposite of what you just said.

How was that piss up last night? Yeh it was "WANK DURCH"
ie, it was a Top Top night.

by wallye2bad August 22, 2011

Ferociously-Wanked

When a woman wanks off a man more vigorously than usual.
Better than the average wank!!

My mate Steve was Ferociously-Wanked in a hotel room at the weekend. He loved it!

by LilSdaD March 17, 2008

wank mining

The act of masturbating while simultaneously surfing porn in a haphazard manner, in the hope of chancing across a piece of such unparalleled hotness/depravity that it pushes you to the point of orgasm.

"Anyone know of any good tips for multiple windows installations, without the mind numbing tedium?"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"

by wooty January 13, 2008

wank-happy

Describing an individual who has latterly overindulged in wanking (usually upwards of five acts of masturbation in any one day) and is experiencing its concomitant and extended euphoria.

Often the wank-happy individual finds himself in such a situation when he, upon some windfall, comes into possession of a large quantity of high quality (usually European) pornography.

Ever since Alan got that box set of Danish Bean-Flicking Hole-Pluggers Dildofest Vols. I-IX, he's been so wank-happy.

by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007

rage wank

To wack off vigourisly for 5 - 10 minuites until your cock is red raw, sore and floppy....

Ever had a rage wank???

by monsuire rage wank April 26, 2007