weak walking

Stumbling way of walking when drunk; Slight bend in the knees

“Don’t look now but that girl is weak walking across the courtyard”

by Therealalc0h0lism March 08, 2023

Walk of shame

1. When you slept with a guy in his family's house only to wake up in the morning having to take the walk of shame for having banged and slept with their beloved family member.

2. When you wake up in a guy's bed to his parents barging into the room, livid and yelling the mother escorts you out the house as you are half dressed and full of shame.

Cara: "so me and joey snuck into his parents house to have sex, in the middle of the night. After we fell asleep by accident and woke up in the morning naked under the sheets to the entire family watching me in disgust. I had to take the walk of shame} past his whole family feeling like a slut till I uber'd home.

by Homebodie August 29, 2017

mom walk

a really fast speed walk. most times seen in in grocery stores when your moms in a hurry.

"danggggg she can really mom walk."

by harper.h5 on snap kiddos April 12, 2019

Walking the Wombat

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

by Kozeyekan August 29, 2012

Diagonal Walk

When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.

“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”

by CaptainCatLoaf November 25, 2019

Walking Dong

Walking around with a shirt on but no pants or underwear, dingaling flapping in the wind.

"Yo! Alex has a shirt on but no pants!"
"Hell yeah, he's walking dong."

by szyzy February 17, 2023

Goose Walking

walking like a nazi while everyone is asleep in your house hold.

Little Timmy goes goose walking over his mother's grave.

by Emico12345 January 15, 2012