walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

walking stick

A stick of usually 42" to 54" in length used as a support for those with disabilities. Now quite defunct.

The old guy beat a few punk kids with his walking stick and gave them the thrashing of thier lives with his belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

yellow walling

to pull so much smoke out of a bowl that the walls of the bong get a yellow tint to it

while yellow walling the bong i got so high.

by prosmokes December 25, 2009

Walking the duck

Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.

TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!

by Nubman3 May 22, 2009

Walking Pylon

A Call of Duty 4 MLG(Major League Gaming)player he use to play halo 3 but then started playing Call of Duty 4 and he is now MLG

Wow, did you see Walking Pylon last night? he Smoked Bozio! that was awesome!

by Walking Pylon ownz! July 8, 2009

Walking shaft

An alternate name for a staircase

"It's on the third floor, should we take the elevator?"

"Nah, let's take the walking shaft"

by yricardo April 26, 2010

willy wanging

The act of males trying to show they are better than others, by metaphorically getting their cocks out and seeing who has the biggest by "wanging" it out on the table. Bit like peacocks showing their feathers. Usually hyphenated as willy-wanging.

"Down the pub the other night the willy wanging that was going on over who had scored the most birds in their life was hilarious. All virgins I tell ya."

by atari001 May 16, 2016