Viking Funeral

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.

"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."

by Lebourgne August 28, 2012

vikibee

Someone who gives scared lil girls chocolate and can switch from gay to normal mode in less than a second....he's also very lovable and sweet. Can sometimes think that he knows the truth about everything... silly wittle bee

"My BIG TEDDIE BEAR"
"awwww vikibeez"
"huggles time!"

by suger-high maniac April 4, 2003

Vikram

A 130 lb indian nerd who gets blackout drunk after 4 shots. Also steals gushers.

"Bro I want to have sex so bad!!"
"Dude you only had 4 shots, dont be such a Vikram"

by StickItInHerPooper October 9, 2017

Viking

Technically 'Viking' doesn't actually mean a tribe or race of people, viking means 'to go raiding' and so when the Danes came invading and raiding with their ships they ended up being called Vikings rather than Danes/Northmen etc...

Hey, lets get a boat and go viking!

by OzEden September 16, 2006

Vikroy

Originated from the term “victory royale” although is used to describe soemthing good instead of using “epic” and other adjectives

“I fell over the other day”
“That’s not a vikroy”
Or

“I won (something) the other day”
“Now that’s a vikroy”

by The Deun December 16, 2019

ass viking

A plunderer or searcher of the asshole; one who reeks devastation on the asshole.
assviking

That Ivan sure is an ass viking. Id feel bad for his girlfriend if he had one.

by fatolga. December 12, 2007

Viking Longboat

A couple assume the 69 position with the woman on top.

Just before ejaculation, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman's head down on the penis.

At the exact moment of ejaculation the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and semen for said woman

The Viking Longboat is best performed after Mexican or Indian food for the perfect finish

Dude 1: ''I was 69ing with Angie last night and I decided to Viking Longboat her!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE! Did the fart stink?''

Dude 1: ''Hell yeah it did! I ate like twelve burritos the night before!''

Dude 2: ''DUDE!''

by Dudehour November 16, 2011