Valentine's day

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.

Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh

by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020

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Valentino

Please reach into your vagina, pull out your balls, and stop being such an immature asshole.

Valentino: So how have you been?
Girl: Fuck off and go cry to your girlfriend.

by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023

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valantino

A dirty Crack whore we all know and love!

girl: omg hes so hot
girl 2: He might sell us some crack! Hes such a valantino

by StatTraK December 6, 2014

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St Velentine's Day

The second holiday that falls on February 14th, sharing it's day with St Valentine. It celebrates the joy of being single. Created by a Loozar.

"Spent this velentines day single and still happy as ever :)" - Single person celebrating St Velentine's Day

by Drexal019 March 2, 2011

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A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.

Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!

by VickiDefiner February 15, 2009

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