unitooth

When one of your front teeth is freakishly alligned with your septum.

Check out Tom Cruise and his fugly unitooth!

by BZuul December 9, 2008

unbiased dick

When a person's sexual drive is so potent that they will have sex with anyone or anything.

person 1: If I didn't know better I'd think that Jeff was hitting on me.

person 1: he was.

Doesn't he have a gf?

Person 1: ya, but he has an unbiased dick.

by doya January 22, 2015

unbuttoned blaise

a lil white boy who has a lot of moles, and wears a lot of unbuttoned shirts to show his flabs.

He's pulling an unbuttoned blaise.

by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016

United Airlines

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.

I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!

by Frannknbeans April 19, 2017

unitedracer

An outlaw in red dead redemption who likes eating fat cats this species may simp over Wendy from gravity falls and Pacifica northwest from gravity fall also this species loves body pillows but doesn’t actually own one

Unitedracer eats fat cats

by Anonymous [75605] June 27, 2020

dude unit

another name for a guy's schlong

That chick was totally checking out my dude unit.

by 80sailor September 20, 2005

Cold Unit

Beer

It's been a long week. I sure could use a cold unit right about now.

by RojoG October 16, 2008