Twitter Wank

Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.

Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.

a Twitter Wank..

Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.

John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.

Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.

by BritishTelly March 12, 2009

twitter

to give a man a blow job and to tickle his testicles with your fingers

hey dude last night steve was so wasted he gave jamal a twitter in front of everyone.

by bobbehsssss March 8, 2011

Twitter

Twitter is like Tumblr but better. The affect/"gravity" is substantiate sustainable to the description of ethical internet sharing and all it enails

millions of "Tweets" IE.s or Twitter accounts on one branch!

by Hello uU www site! TY May 21, 2016

Twitter Fingers

When a man plays with Clitoris and penetrates at the same time.

Action a referred as Playing Old school DJ with the Pussy.

“He gotta do Twitter fingers to make me cum”

“He gotta have Twitter fingers to get to work”

by Frstar27 June 20, 2019

stan twitter

people who spread more awareness during a time of anger and injustice than billionaires and influencers, oh and they’re probably either gay or depressed.

wow i can’t believe literal teenagers on stan twitter are doing more for BLM than widely popular celebrities with giant influences.

by cloudykindnes June 1, 2020

Twitter Brain

The thinking process that results from using Twitter by which people can no longer engage in discussion without making extreme assumptions and personal attacks. Often coupled with the inability to think rationally and cognitive dissonance.

Guy 1: Brian just Tweeted that there is literally no way fraud could have taken place in the 2020 election as U.S. elections are to secure and anyone who disagrees is literally stupid.

Guy 2: Wasn’t he the same person that cried about Russian interference for the last four years?
Guy 1: Yes. He has extreme Twitter Brain.

by Night whisperer December 18, 2020

twitter fingers

meaning to tweet quickly without thinking, tweeting controversially

“wow, she’s really getting canceled on twitter.”

“yeah, it’s cause of her twitter fingers.”

by hbweroda November 24, 2020