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turkish facial

The old fashioned Turkish Facial. When you just blow your load all over your partners face!!!!
Man “Get ready baby, I’m about to finish”
Female: “Oh yes baby give me a Turkish Facial!!!”
by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ February 9, 2024
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Turkish Delight

This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks
Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all
by OMG i dont believe it May 4, 2020
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Turkish quandale dingle

Turkish Quandale Dingle is known for trying to impress the group leader and his huge nose . TQD taps on the group leaders hand, sticks his tongue out, and does the hip dance. To show off to Blue tie.
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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Turkish Kickstand

When a man lays on his back in his Jail Cell, throws his legs up adjacent to the wall, and starts choking his chicken until he splooges all over himself.
I couldn’t sleep last night because of my bunkie, so I Turkish kickstand’d until i was able to go to sleep!
by Jon Jeremy April 18, 2025
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Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally
Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore
by Smurfskii January 22, 2021
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Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.
“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
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turkish battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a Soviet Pre WW2 era Battlecruiser of questionable quality.
-Is that a ship or a floaring peice of rubble.
-No it's just a Turkish Battleship.
by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018
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