Trumpet

Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.

Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”

“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”

“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
“Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
Betty White.”
by exbtyler November 23, 2021
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Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.
Non-band kid: hey isn’t that trumpet cool!?
Everyone else: no.
by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022
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Trumpets

the instrument that only plays forte or louder
BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!
by spectre729 July 29, 2019
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trumpet

Refers to games that have too much water.
"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"
by Benas-545 September 28, 2017
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trumpet

trumpets are the nicknames non-trump supporter gave to trump supporters.
girl 1 : look at that trumpet with her trump flag out.
by fcktrump October 28, 2020
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Trumpet

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.
1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
by 5ickch33s3 January 01, 2017
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Trumpet

A trump supporter that doesnt actually know anything about politics but views Donald Trump as a mascot for their ignorance. They are very vocal about despising "fake liberal news" but will unquestionably believe any rumor or conspiracy that trump tweets. They can go on a 10 minute rant about hillary clinton eating babies for superpowers and with a straight face call you a sheep afterwards. Most view education as a "liberal hoax" and avoid it like the plague. They may or may not be associated with Qanon
Man, that trumpet over their is having a meltdown over having to wear a mask at a grocery store.
by HillaryEatsBabies November 07, 2020
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