When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.
Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
by jims gooning May 13, 2025
Get the Trumpet of Patriotsmug. Hey, you see this Amy Coney Barrett? She's just a Trumpet - he can get her to do whatever the hell he likes - no questions!
by Shapeless September 26, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. A sexual act when a person is eating their partners ass, then the partner will hover their asshole just in front of the person preforming the act. This person will then open their mouth so their partner can fart into the open cavity creating a slight echo reverberating back out of their mouth.
I was eating this girls ass and she told me to open my mouth because she was gonna give me the Trumpets of Jericho, Ive never had someone do that, im in love
by NCDeadpool79 April 14, 2025
Get the Trumpets of Jerichomug. by barlowe14 December 6, 2022
Get the trumpet playermug. by Da_keyboard_defier May 2, 2020
Get the Ducky Trumpetmug. by Tendel1o October 1, 2017
Get the backwords trumpetmug. by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025
Get the King Trumpetmug.